Fork Gang

People who are classy enough to stab their food instead of spooning them like a loving couple.
Imagine not being in Fork Gang and not being able to cut your food without a knife.
by Official Fork Gang October 24, 2019
Get the Fork Gang mug.

plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack
Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating
by metal cheezbooger December 18, 2016
Get the plastic fork mug.

email fork

When your coworker does not respond to the latest reply of an email thread, the discussion becomes forked between his reply and the latest. The fork is more severe when an email volley is accumulating participants, and you get left out. in which case, you'll hope someone will loop you in. the fork could be unintentional if the forker is just a slow-ass chicken pecker. but if he has a rep of being a habitual threadjacker, it is probably not
To avoid an email fork of the thread with a client, Becky sent Chad a DM that she was drafting a response to the client's latest questions.
by DirtyWaterbury March 12, 2019
Get the email fork mug.

Gravy Fork

(noun) a lude, yet humorous slang term for a mans junk.
"...or I'll stab you with my gravy fork!" :)
by skatercater January 05, 2010
Get the Gravy Fork mug.

booty fork

A plastic fork that has been scratched on the ass by an itchy, booty individual.
I just realized that I ate my salad with a booty fork
by GeorgePorgi March 31, 2016
Get the booty fork mug.

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.
Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.
by Steven-O July 23, 2018
Get the Forked pee mug.

fork hunching

fork hunching two people laying in bed beside one another, one laying on back completely flat, the other on side, legs wrapped around other laying flat. Kinda like a knife with the prongs of a fork wrapped around the blade.
My wife won’t quit fork hunching while I’m trying to sleep. I think she may be an insomniac!
by JimBob aka The Brain November 16, 2018
Get the fork hunching mug.