nude in the third degree

when a person in 100% nude

guy1 = last night i was playing truth or dare and i got dare to do a nude run!

guy2 = how nude?

Guy1 = i was nude in the third degree!

by stormbringer117 April 23, 2010

Ninety-Degree Virgin

A man who is a virgin simply because of the fact his penis is bent at a ninety-degree angle.

The surgeon's office was full of ninety-degree virgins

by Dinorectum July 13, 2010

Turd Degree Burn

When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.

John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.

by anonymous42432423 November 20, 2012

Two-Degree Rule

A rule of dating that educated thirtysomething singles resort to after growing tired of dating hairdressers and waitresses who are for the most part uneducated. The rule states that in order for you to date her, she must have two college degrees. Of course, this only applies to dating. Random hookups with the uneducated are still allowed when the rule is invoked.

Guy 1: That waitress chick you hooked up with last night at waffles-r-us was a hottie. You should date her.

Guy 2: No way, Two-Degree Rule dude. Cosmetology school ain't one of them.

by B. Larison January 7, 2007

4th Degree Burn

Burn obtained through fireworks shot at victim. Can only be called 4th degree when victim has volunteered to be shot at. Thus proving that his burns are worthy of being called 4th degree.

Darlo thought he could doge all the fireworks.... The dickweed's failure resulted in 4th degree burns.

by micole.3 January 1, 2011

nude in the second degree

when a person in only there underwear e.g. boxer, panties, bra

dude1 = this morning i accidently walk in on girlfriend in her bra and panties

dude2 = ahhh man you totally caught her nude in the second degree

by stormbringer177 April 24, 2010

3rd degree burn

A burn (dissing someone) which is a response, generally funnier, than an earlier statement deemed to be a burn. Generally delivered by a third party. (Can be the same party who delivered the original burn but not often.)

Person A: Your hair is ugly
Person B: Burn!
Person C: Not as ugly as your face.
Person B/D: 3rd degree burn!

by bobdat March 31, 2009