Genital Slurpees

Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.

Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.

Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.

Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!

by Stoney69 January 27, 2019

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Genital Snatcher

Someone that purposefully steals Genitalia (usually that of a male, since it is a lot easier to remove) and runs off with it. A common group that perform such activities, are Gash and Dash groups, that enjoy taking the Genitalia of an innocent person.

Woah.. crikey mate look at that Genital Snatcher go.
Dude that Genital Snatcher just ran off with my penis.

by Williham234 February 22, 2011

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