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Taking a Sick Day

Faking sick so you can stay at home for a day-long solo love-making session.
I'm taking a sick day to re-kindle my lost love with my left hand.
by ?Måt¿ May 14, 2005
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Trash taking itself out

Sometimes, a really shit human being will do the public service of identifying themselves and voluntarily removing themselves from the situation. This is the trash taking itself out.
After Buffalo police knocked down and left a 77 year old protester bleeding in the street, 2 of them were disciplined, and 57 of the Buffalo police resigned from the task force in protest. It's like the trash taking itself out.
by KaiusC June 8, 2020
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taking a hyper

Getting mad or super-energetic, or pretending to.
(1) After three months of neglect, I took a hyper and cleaned the entire apartment.

(2) When she insulted me, I took a hyper and whacked her in the ass with my pointing stick.
by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004
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taking advantage

A verb to describe when a person takes someone who is in extreme turmoil or not in their right state of mind and has sex with them even though they know that person wouldn't have sex with them otherwise.
He is taking advantage of that girl while she is drunk.

Example #2

Cindy is so mad at Ray right now, anybody could take advantage of her right now.
by Leah1996 October 5, 2015
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like talking to a wall

Talking without receiving any kind of reaction or response from the person you're speaking to; Or talking to someone and they react or respond as if you never said what you just said to them.
"I poured my heart out to her and she just stared at me with a blank expression on her face. It was like talking to a wall!"
by Doctor Mac November 7, 2013
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Talking Back

A stupidass comeback your parents use when you have a correct answer to a question or a way to desolate a situation.
"Wouldn't it be better if-"
"Don't talk back to me!"
"But I thought it-"
"I said stop talking back to me young man!"
"Fine, ill sto-"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
by Lil_Worst March 28, 2020
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Taking a Knee

Phrase borrowed from American football terminology to indicate a player or team running out the final seconds of a football game (the act itself consists of literally touching one's knee to the floor to facilitate the running of the game clock), "taking a knee" is the act of putting oneself in cruise control, usually in a work setting or some other undesirable situation. The individual is physically present, but his mind is not on his task, and there may even be some goofing off associated with "taking a knee." Mostly used by professional sports savvy men.
Since it is the Friday before a long weekend and I don't want to do any work, I'm "taking a knee" today.
by JeffP September 11, 2005
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