Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

“Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

Tissue roll

What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.

Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus

Caroline: what?

by NibbaHotCheetos March 21, 2020

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

tissue

A task or interaction that is (or should be) very easy/simple to complete.

Of course I finished Oregon Trail, that sh*t's tissue!

Bob was pretty embarrassed that beating his 8 year old cousin at a board game wasn't as tissue as he said it would be.

by poodleuni August 19, 2022

tissue

a paper like material used in the toilet or also known as toiletries

pass some tissue

by samediilol May 15, 2022

skill tissue

Came from the Roblox game Juke's Tower's of Hell, or JToH for short. Basically skill issue but with an extra t.

"dude i failed 9 outside on togf"
"skill tissue"
"fuck you dickhead"

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022