Thumpin' my dick

Expression also known as yanking your chain or just effing with you.

Bro I just met Jesse Jane!

Me- what!? are you thumpin' my dick right now?!

by Lost sheep February 21, 2015

trumping

besting someone with that you had a trump card. "you activated my trap card," if the trap card was so valuable in play there that it changed the course of the game THERE, it was a trump card.
card, can refer to what you've used to act further into play

He had cards we didn't know about he kept trumping everyone at the table.

by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018

Trumping the Johnson

When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.

Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.

Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.

by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019

Thumbing

Getting a blow job whilst having a thumb up you’re bum

His girlfriend got on hers knees and performed oral sex on him whilst putting her thumb up his bum, she called it thumbing

by Stush69 December 9, 2019

trumping the shark

v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.

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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020

Thumbing

To stick ones thumb inside one another, one can thumb someone else of thumb themselves

Tim: good sid what are thou doing to me
Bill: why I'm thumbing you kind sir, it's a hip new way of communication

by Cumslut2.0 February 15, 2021

thumbinger

When your dick is so small you don't have to use your full hand only the thumb and finger.

Gave em the ole thumbinger last night.

by APotato317 May 10, 2022