Accidental and unfortunate anal penetration with your own finger while wiping, usually resulting from single ply or insufficient tp.
Steve: "Doug, you've been washing your hands for ten minutes."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."
by lefty mcgee May 19, 2010
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Johnny slipped through the cracks during basic training due to how quiet and clever he was.
The police caught up everyone in the group except Gary because he is damn good at slipping through the cracks.
The police caught up everyone in the group except Gary because he is damn good at slipping through the cracks.
by BravoSierra June 1, 2011
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by justsomefuckingguy June 26, 2015
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