Zooted

To be muscular or beefy

Dude you been hittin the gym, you look zooted!

by Mmmmmaaatttttp April 15, 2016

Zoots

Teens/Yutes who participate in smoking or ingesting marijuana

Yo, we can’t hang around the corner of the school, there are too many zoots, and I don’t want to smell

by Wikihow524 November 10, 2020

Zoot closet

The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.

"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "

by warreng4real June 20, 2015

Zoot

a Weed (joint)

Smokey smokey, I love the elephant zoot mean I love the big joint

by McAlfie January 29, 2019

Zooted

To be off some sort of drug(weed,alcohol,lean,oxy;so on)

Yooo we were zooted last night

by Lt.Thot October 14, 2017

zoot

"Zoom" + "scoot"

- A wise, old historian

"Oh wait, first we have to zoot you out of here"

by NotCaptainAmerica April 15, 2021

Zooted

To be so high and fcked up that you are beyond existence itself. Your capabilities of being human have disappeared and you are in a whole nother lvl my friend. Dont try to have a conversation cause you wont be able to, words wont come out and you only will be babbling.

man im zooted afff

by FckingBubba August 12, 2022