turtle

another word for vagina/pussy

yeah..... john came over and played with my turtle

by Tristan June 19, 2006

Turtle

When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"

Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah

by Count of Monte Cristi September 6, 2009

Turtle

When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.

"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."

by Llened October 1, 2014

turtle

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Turtle

The lead guitarist in a band.

Turtle gets all the chicks.

by Natasha October 29, 2003

Turtle

An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.

Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.

by nip/tuck May 19, 2007

turtle

Someone who obsessively and compulsively lies at practically any given occasion about any possible subject.

A Turtle thinks that his mystical stories and fabulous achivments will make him popular, but has absolutely no clue that nobody believes him... EVER.

What? he was the first person to enroll into his school on a snowboarding scholarship?

Dude, he's a turtle don’t believe everything you hear.

by s3mteXXX April 8, 2004