Someone who saves their virginity for a celebrity. They truly believe that at some point in their life, they will have a chance to fornicate with said celebrity.
Gabby is such a star sleeper. She won't stop talking about how she wants to bang Liam Payne from One Direction
by GabAram March 20, 2012
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Get the Sleeper fatty mug.I term used by serious car guys to describe a vehicle that is plain and boring looking but is really fast as shit. Basically it’s a car designed to look like something your grandmother would drive but it has a big bad ass 5.0L V8 engine under the hood.
That 5.0 Hyundai Genesis R-Spec 4-door sedan is a straight up sleeper. It has 440 hp and my grandma loves driving it because it’s easy to drive.
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Get the Slurp sleeper mug.When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.
Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."
by Scandal123 July 31, 2010
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