Cougar Side

A state of being. A man or boy of any age who prefers and chases younger women in their 20's (or, in general terms... much his junior) and who is emulating a woman COUGAR while seeking love or sex. Such male individuals are said to be in this state of being. Used in a similar fashion to the common western phrase: "In touch with one's Feminine Side"...... but referring to male sexual behavior, taste or preference for younger women.

"hey jim. This is a nice club. Hey check it out. There are three forty year old women over there. Wanna head on over?"

"nah, I'm all about the 23 year old girls over there in the corner. Come on, lets get acquainted. Let's get in touch with our cougar sides, tonight."

or

"I'm in touch with my Cougar Side! I love my women young"

by MyNickNameIsNotMyName May 19, 2010

Side Slut

The tramp a guy hangs out with but never tells his wife about. Usually a Jessica, Kristin or Danielle.

His Side Slut Jessica threw him a huge birthday party but never invited his wife.

by Princess2808 November 15, 2021

side neck

The tip of the penis is the head, the shaft would be the side neck. The neck supports the head

girl: damn he had so much side neck #long dick

"no ones side neck is as thick as gastons"

I zipped my side neck in my zipper.
That giant black dick had so much side neck

by anonymous February 26, 2017

side carpet

When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"

Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange

Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!

by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017

side beta

noun: a male that inhibits fuckboys antics that deserves to be left on the side lines.

or: male beta

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ie: Brenda: “Whom are you seeing these days?”

Ashley: “I can’t find a main so I have a few side beta’s.”

by BuffyTheManSlayer July 10, 2018

side pal

A friend that you don’t want others to know is a friend. Much like a side chick.

Arnie I’m sorry you can’t come to the movies with Ken and I. He is a real pal and you’re just a side pal. He might not want to hang if he knows we are friends.

by Arnie “Fuckboi” Gomez October 9, 2020

Side Effects

A negative or unwanted effect of an otherwise positive thing. The term is most commonly used in prescription drugs. Marriage has a major side effect too, your mother-in-law.

Having to deal with your mother in law is one of the biggest side effects of marriage.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020