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shocker schmenocker

A variation of the ever popular shocker. Performed when the middle and ring finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky into the anus. The "schmenocker" is performed when the clitoris is flicked with the index and the thumb. shocker
Brenda's orgasm was so intense that she said she had been schmenocked.
by Rat Bastard February 23, 2004
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spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.
once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.
by antous on topolots April 1, 2008
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pentagon shocker

When you're climbing over a fence and a picket pokes you right up the pooper.

(The PENTAGON Shocker, because it's the Department of DE FENCE)
I slipped while jumping the fence and gave myself the old Pentagon Shocker
by Spankleberry April 26, 2017
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Septic Shocker

When you have anal sex bareback with a girl, then surprise her by pulling out and finishing in her mouth
"Why is Sally so mad at you today?"

"I gave her a septic shocker last night"
by SgtSyphilis July 26, 2017
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Hot Shocker

Similar to a regular shocker (see "the shocker") but the administrator applies hot sauce or oil from a pepper to their fingers before insertion.
Tyler was chopping jalapeños and then gave his wife a hot shocker.
by lilboss6969 August 27, 2021
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Shell Shockers

A game where 10 year olds get a sex partner and really wanna fuck hard. but shell shockers is better without the 40 year old men and 8 year old girls because 99% of the time you can see them
girl: who wanna be my boyfriend
10 year old: add me on instagram
girl: ok daddy

me: why are you asking for a girlfriend in shell shockers
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shocker nation

known as two in the pink one in the stink but then zou pull it out of the stink and slurp up the skittles and fuck hard
by ghottiweiner February 13, 2019
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