orphan

something frowned upon by anyone named technoblade. they must be dropkicked, murdered, and kidnapped in the most cruel sense. if they attempt to fight back, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

“911 what’s your emergency?”
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”
…
“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”

an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died

by wherearetheaskers April 28, 2021

Orphan

You

You are the Orphan idiot

by ObemaTheGreat March 24, 2022

Orphans

Parentless fucked children who live in Orphanages

Person 1: Have you tried eating orphans before?
Person 2: Yes they are fucking delicous

by SapXD June 02, 2022

Orphan

A child having a great deal of lacking parents while constantly getting owned by Technoblade

"These Orphans are getting owned"- Technoblade

by ILUVYOUNGORPHAN February 19, 2022

orphan

Eshan, otherwise known as the boy who had a talking stage for two weeks

person a : have u heard ab eshan?
person b : oh do u mean the orphan??
person a : yes!

by midaissmart August 04, 2022

Orphan

An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.

My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.

by Shart Enthusiast April 30, 2016

Orphan

Brian Kahn

You see that kid Brian Kahn right there, he's an orphan and we must stay away Jack.

by JIMMEDAJIMME December 28, 2021