True Jedi

A total crack head who smokes pot all day every day, and goes by the name of 'Danny Wellhung'.

'Theres Dan He's so cool', ' I heard he was hung like a horse'. ' I wish i was a Hardcore stoner like Him'

by Dan December 19, 2003

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red eye jedi

When you are smoking weed, your eyes glaze over and make you eyes look red. the jedi part is mainly due to the skills of jedis (:

this is some peng weed man im red eye jedi

by rawrzkiz July 4, 2009

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jedi chopstick master

someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast

lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)

woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew

by darejar March 9, 2008

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Jedi Hand Trick

Euphemsim to masturbate. Mocking the Jedi Mind Trick in which the gesture of the hand and verbal command subdues the recepient.

I dont need lotion, I know how to do a jedi hand trick.

by rorry April 30, 2007

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Jedi Pimp-Ninja

1.) A player so far at the top of the game as to be considered nearly unstoppable, a master of the Jedi Mind trick and shameless slayer of all wet pussy.
2.) A person whoms actions are so righteous as to make the deed itself unreproachable. If it was done by a trueJedi Pimp-Ninja then it was fckn done right.
3.) The ultimate achievement for all Jedi Pimps Jedi Pimps and/or Ninja
4.)A trucker from Ohio

That mfckn Jedi Pimp-Ninja just fckd my ex-wife, her sister and my fiance all at that fckn " tupperware" party.

by grey dog October 1, 2019

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