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Get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis

When it’s 14 mins away from leaving somewhere and you just wanna get the fuck out
Bitch I got get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis
by Offioffy March 12, 2019
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pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...
“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone
by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021
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Busch Sprite-itis

When one gets completely inebriated on Busch Latte and feels like shit
"Cody failed to make it into work today, because he has the Busch Sprite-itis."
by The Ole Dude February 10, 2023
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MD-itis

A common disease caused by over-ingestion of content related to the 2021 animated horror comedy web series, Murder Drones, patients will have an increased attraction to robots, high counts of watch time on Murder Drones content, and a need to overanalyze the show
I am so sad right now bro, my friend watched Murder Drones and contracted MD-itis.
by Uzi Doorman April 19, 2024
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Urban Dictionary-itis

The condition where you continuously force your liberalism and anti-Trump stance on your site's users via multiple cherry-picked "word of the day" definitions.
"I still haven't got over the fact that my preferred candidate lost the election due to democracy. I should push my opinion on as many people as I can, I think I may have a case of Urban Dictionary-itis!"
by littleman794 November 29, 2016
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Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
by Coox1e May 15, 2025
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Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.
Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.
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