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hairy buffalo

1. type of 'punch' made with fruit and everclear.
2. a phrase describing an anus (male of female) that is very hairy.
1. i need to drink some hairy buffalo.
2. Angela has got one big hairy buffalo.
by shifty February 4, 2004
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hairy magillacutti

a male with lots of leg and chest hair,having hairy legs or a hairy chest
wow check out that guy hes a real hairy magillacutti, did you see how hairy his legs are hes a hairy magillacutti
by socalgoblin February 27, 2009
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Hairy fairy

Having too much hair on unwanted areas of the female body.
Wow, that chick's a hairy fairy, did you see mustache she has?
by Dotanairy January 22, 2020
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Hairy Sandwich

A fat older lady's hairy vagina, aka "Hairy Sandwich"
"Aawww dude I bet that lady's got a serious Hairy Sandwich goin on"
by Zacharachy July 8, 2018
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Hairy Morris

1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.

2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.

Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days

2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
by wankybojango March 11, 2011
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hairy farter

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.
by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020
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Hairy Douglas

Verb: to drag the rear side of the scrotum and testicles across ones face starting at the chin moving upward until reaching he forehead
"She was so pleased with my performance, she insisted I give her a Hairy Douglas as a touchdown dance.
by The WOP in VA September 16, 2013
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