Nose guard

The defensive equivalent of center in a game of football, usually the most obese player on a team, usually just to fall on the center.

Did you see that fatass on nose guard fall on Dillon and break his spine?! I swear I heard the earth shake when he fell on him!

by manhandleit24 September 21, 2015

cooch guard

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch guard right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

by Rose R. November 24, 2009

Changing of the Guard

The few sacred moments one has to defecate between customers entering or exiting a public bathroom.

"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"

"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."

by Rich Fecal July 11, 2016

Gag guard

A big nose on a female.

"Look at the gag guard on her!"

"If she doesn't shut up, I'm going to punch her in the gag gaurd."

by Wegz15 March 1, 2009

Baby Guard

Chance Mole Morris' version of puppy guarding

*in DBD game* Only 2 survivors left and ones one hook? Time to Baby Guard.

by Donald Trump Is A Double Agent December 12, 2018

Booty Guard

A large, muscular gay man employed by a smaller gay man for personal protection and sexual favors.

Lance kept getting ripped off by his meth dealer until he met his Booty Guard Mitch.

by workingclasszero November 24, 2006

Ass-Guard

A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.

He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.

by Rylan Kinnin October 6, 2006