The act of jerking off a close friend while taking a piss. This usually takes place in a bathroom stall at the bar.
Friend: "have you guys seen Brie? I've been looking for her for atleast an hour now"
Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"
Friend: "savage"
Other friend: "yeah"
Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"
Friend: "savage"
Other friend: "yeah"
by Thatdude1991 July 11, 2016
Get the Golden Friendymug. a sexual act in which a woman performs oral sex on a man and prior to ejaculation, the man urinates in her mouth; immediately after this, the man removes his still erect penis from the woman's mouth and slaps her in the cheek with it.
Man, I tried giving my girlfriend the golden gong last night, but she spit all my pee out when I pulled out.
by eproctophilia April 2, 2009
Get the golden gongmug. The golden guzzle was done so perfectly, urine was smeared all over the face and dripped out like a faucet running water.
by dumbazz September 15, 2009
Get the golden guzzlemug. When a person covers their nipples in golden juices and proceeds to run to up Mount Everest in order to make fat cash on their OnlyFans stream.
Katie: I’m to use my golden peaks to make bank
Discord Kitten: Show us your feet babyyyyy gurllllll
Katie: Thanks for the $420 donation
Discord Kitten: Show us your feet babyyyyy gurllllll
Katie: Thanks for the $420 donation
by SteveHarvey7 October 21, 2022
Get the Golden Peaksmug. A feeling of contentment and peace, like you don't need anything else.
Etymology: The feeling you'd get if you had shoes made of gold.
Etymology: The feeling you'd get if you had shoes made of gold.
Stranger: Wow, that was an epic ping pong match you just won! You must be feeling great!?
Me: I'm golden shoes baby!
Me: I'm golden shoes baby!
by PP_GS December 20, 2018
Get the Golden Shoesmug. The act of using a yellow ear of corn as an anal plug during sex. The ruggedness of the corn adds that extra layer of pleasure upon insertion as well as mid coitus.
Man I was having the best golden buffalo sex last night with this sloot then we finished and she ate it!
by Stelios Theophanous November 12, 2012
Get the Golden Buffalomug. Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.
(AA Meeting)
Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011
Get the Golden Blimpmug.