GOAT

Simply stated..... PLUG

One who can find anyone on on the net. If he has a picture, a partial name, a letter or a tattoo he will find them. Only 2 GOATS of this type exist. The other being the mythical Brett Harris. The two GOATS combined make the likes of Dick Tracy, Perry Mason and Inspector Gadget seem like amateurs.

The GOAT may also deem anyone he sees fit as a GOAT of a different genre the GOAT of their field. Ex. The undeniables such as Michael Jordan, Tom Brady and Donald Trump to name a few. Along with the debatables like Steph Curry, the NBA white GOAT, Larry Bird and LT Christopher Henderson of fire service fame.

The GOAT knows all... or at least thinks he does. Many will argue this and the GOAT in his space chimpness will agree.

by Bricksquad71/A June 5, 2018

GOAT

LUC BENKENSTEIN

The GOAT has school today

by THEGOAT99 September 20, 2021

Goat

A mid-level insult to someone who acts goatish. This person is a general hooligan

Lad, you're a right goat

by The_goat May 4, 2015

goat

Choad

BG: an erection

Goat milk: jizz

Dude that guy has a goat. really i think his name is josh and he looks really homely

by Tyler January 3, 2005

goat

a) a cylcist
b) an old person
c) an flappy loose vagina

a) pull over you goat
b) look at that old goat
c) she had the biggest goat i've ever seen, bloody delilah.

by goatcentral March 8, 2009

Goated

The tucking of one’s nuts between one’s legs and prancing on thy tippy toes

My lord, would you like an old fashion goating?
Yes sire
(Man prances with nuts outs)
Ahhh I love getting goated

by Suckmynoodle69 February 3, 2020

Goated

To be 'goated' into something. Often represented by the photo of a goat. The goat may be in any action at the time, but his mere presence signifies someone is being goated.

"I totally goated Sedin into hooking me, Olli."

or

"I can't believe that goat goated me into giving him some grass to eat. What a b@$tard.)

by HPHatecrafts April 7, 2009