pussy-gnome

1. - (n.) a mythical being of diminuitive stature that lives in a woman's vagina.

2. - (n.) a cowardly person of diminuative stature.
1.) Sally's gynocologist was quite surprised when, during a routine checkup, he discovered a pussy-gnome residing within her uterus.

2.) Don't be such a "pussy-gnome", Billy, and go score us some weed!
by Jerrodimus Prime December 16, 2004
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wandering gnome

A person who goes over to someone's house and gets so drunk that they get disoriented and think they're in the bathroom, when they're actually pissing in the corner somewhere.
"Hey man...for this party, DON'T invite Russ. The last time he got so shitfaced that he pulled a wandering gnome. What a hog!"
by Hyde43 February 13, 2006
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Biscuit Gnome

An orgy involving lesbians, biscuits and some form of marine life (preferably sea horses), while a gay midget watches.
by gytu423 August 13, 2009
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grundle gnome

a fucking hilarious word, i guess it could be crabs, bit it sounds funny as hell
that douchebag is a fucking grundle gnome
by the October 25, 2004
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Gnome Hunting

A mix of Schizoposting and Nazi dogwhistling, gnome could refer either to the mythlogical creature or jewish people.
guy01 (schizoid) : ''There's gnomes 10 miles out north in that forrest, they've been terrorizing the towns people and the government still denies their existence. we have to get Gnome Hunting''
guy02 : (neo-nazi) ''Theres gnomes in every major city,we must go Gnome Hunting. Sieg Hiel''
by n0tAsp00k August 09, 2023
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Metro-gnome

(noun) a homonym for "metronome," a "metro-gnome" is a word used to describe a dwarf living in an urban setting. A metro-gnome is city-savvy, unlike the garden gnome usually found in country settings.
Woah, look! A metro-gnome! Now that's one city-savvy dwarf.
by boredperson1777 July 28, 2011
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ass gnomes

short person who likes crawling into peoples asses.
Shut up you ass gnome.

Note: qiut handy if you cant wipe your own ass
by Fusion September 19, 2003
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