minstrel cramps

Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.

While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

cramp as hell

When something is exciting and/or cool

Synonym: Hype

Person 1: Check out my new J's!
Person 2: That's cramp as hell!!!

by Alex and Tyra July 22, 2016

Cramps

Something that happens when a woman or female is bleeding through their private area and has TONS of cramps,and they say women are weak.

Female 1:FUCK MY PERIOD STARTED.
Female 2:THE CRAMPS-

by A pansexual goth September 20, 2020

Cramp

A follower of the devil of Christmas Krampus. But the downsyndrome version.

I am a cramp

by CrampLover123 September 5, 2018

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Cramping

Being on your period whilst camping.

I enjoyed my camping trip besides the fact that I was cramping because I was also on my period!

by Gotnewsforyou January 11, 2024

Cunt-Cramp

1: When one women impedes the social progress of another female.

2: The female equivalent of a "Cock-Block"

I totally would hook up with that hot acoustic guitar player, but my girlfriend keeps "Cunt-Cramping me

by phieleblunt November 19, 2010