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Twins in a cradle

Twins in a cradle is when you have two adults age 18~26 (commonly preferred to as a Maxwell and Amber) . Maxwell is 26 years of age, works with dogs. As we all know, dogs are an easy source to an 18 year olds woman’s heart. That’s the point…. Watch out. But also, Amber… The 18 year old who is open to the experience of psychedelics, will try anything. Be aware… twins in a cradle, dangerous. F*** around and find out.
This pair is really a twins in a cradle couple….. wow….
by Succubitch December 31, 2021
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Newton's Cradle

While in the Doggy Style Position, slap her tits as to mimic the Balls of a Physics toy known as a Newtons Cradle
She had huge tits..so I had to Newton's Cradle her
by S-T-G December 5, 2011
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wooden cradle

Coffin
Bed of death
Sleeping place for the dead
Unawakened
Arise from you wooden cradle.
by Dynamobeets February 9, 2021
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Newton’s Cradle

The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch
Tom: Let’s Newton’s Cradle Jack
Harry: Ok you go round the front I’ll go round the back
by imad666 June 2, 2021
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Sexy Cradle Time

A warm embrace that resembles that of a baby in a cradle, particularly in a room full of people that are uncomfortable.
Marcy and Craig preform sexy cradle time quite often. You’ll just see them off in a corner rocking back and forth
by clapemcheeks May 6, 2022
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Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.
Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!
by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023
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