by __poyatot November 18, 2017
When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket
Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .
Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
by Crazy fish May 05, 2014
Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.
Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!
by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023
by The Cradler September 24, 2023
by Allisonsvagina July 27, 2018