celebrity parking

An awesome parking spot. A parking spot near the entrance to where you are going, particularly when there are very few spots available. Also known as "Hil Duff!" (previously "L. Lo"- but no one wants to be her anymore!)

B "Aw, shiiiit, celebrity parking, bitch!"
J "Nice, Hil Duff."

by BBlackout February 14, 2008

minor celebrity

a celebrity who has to buy her own cigarettes

John's throwing a fundraiser and he wants Jenny to recruit some of her minor celebrity friends to attend.

by stentotious December 18, 2012

Facebook Celebrity

Facebook user that has ton's of friends and keep posting status updates, cool pictures but in reality they're not cool, unknown and photogenic.

Guy 1: I Wish could date this girl named Selena on Facebook, shes cool and fine as hell.

Guy 2: Dude, she's Susan from downtown and average girl, and she's definitely a Facebook Celebrity.

by Observer9 October 14, 2011

anti-celebration

The shouting, swearing and general annoyance when your sports team concedes. Always a lot more fun when alcohol is involved.

When an anti-celebration will occur:
Opposition score
*Screaming at the top of your voice, whilst flailing your arms* "For fucks sake, you useless set of cunts; the Jews performed better in WWII"

by Gin the Dentist September 14, 2011

the celebrity snowman

one day me and my friends went to Asda to do some shopping..we then went into a photobooth and my mate pulled a funny face!She looked a little
like The Celebrity Snowman.
We see him everywhere-he was even at Glastonbury!

banana says i can grant you one wish....snowman says the wiah is golden!

by lou December 10, 2003

local celebrity

The single greatest human being to ever walk this earth. Besides Jesus Christ.

To be a local celebrity one must possess the know-how and the location to succeed as a singer/songwriter.

by Cleave Cleave May 14, 2006

Celebration of femininity

when a bunch of girls who are so obsessed with the fact that they are women, that they must get together in a big party and all bitch about how mean and obnoxious guys are. They must also talk about how great it is to be a female, and how hard it is to be a female and give birth

The stupid women all got together and had a celebration of femininity.

What a bunch of self-promoting hoes.

by K-dawg0001 February 2, 2009