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battery

a smol object that runs on electricity that sacrifices its battery life to power yuor shet
it has a short life and drinks iJuice to replenish is energy
my battery died in 20 mins
by UKball January 5, 2019
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Batteries Plus

s an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power.6 The stores also stock and/or customize out of production batteries for obsolete appliances and antique cars
Batteries Plus to replace long-closed Taco Bell in Nashua. Nashua Telegraph. 30 August 2013.
by SPrice1980 October 5, 2023
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dur-battery-um-phobia

person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia
by pattatoe-fellow23 April 14, 2011
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Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen
I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap
by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020
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battery autonomous future

The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.
"dude did you hear about the next thing Elon Musk is doing? he's going to transport people underground in battery-powered autonomous pods!"

"bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future"
by theryrover360 April 3, 2024
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battery acid

Hey tom, have you tried the battery acid yet?
by candle wax consumer February 3, 2025
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Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"
by LextheYeti September 4, 2011
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