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Austin

Gay asf, a shit talker, loves drama and to watch drama, fav word to say is Bitch, Amazing singer, likes a different guy every 2 minutes, Extra as hell, loud, a bit ghetto but loving, fun and really needs a boyfriend and always uses Rupauls Dragrace quotes
Girl: omg do you know Austin

Girl 2: Yas that’s my bestie, he’s so gay lol

Boy: I dated Austin he was too good for me
Girl: yeah he was
by Ludicrous lady August 24, 2018
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Austin

He’s a toxic try hard thinks he’s hot shit but really isn’t. He’s considered a fake friend
Austin is a fake bitch
by Joe management April 28, 2020
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Austin

One is known to perform an 'Austin' when one ejaculates with a semi-errect or flacid penis, usually coming as a surprise to themselves and/or others around them.
Paul was struggling to get it up whilst watching porn, however he was so adament on getting a load off he continued hammering away at his semi-errect penis until an 'Austin' occurred.
by Bartholemu May 26, 2008
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Austin

Home to all the fags at the university of Texas.
"You know that town Austin, the Texas capital? It's home to all the fags at the university of Texas.
by rob November 29, 2004
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Austin

A fucking retarded ass kid that thinks he's so cool because he plays an instrument that shouldn't even be considered an instrument. He has this hardass attitude that he needs to lose before someone fucks his whole world up. He thinks he's a manwhore, but girls are ashamed to be around him. He never showers, brushes his teeth or his hair. He looks like he's part down syndrome and rat ass. He wishes he could have attractive ladies. He spends his weekends wacking off, and playing World of Warcraft. He's an example for someone who has no life.
Man, what's that smell?

Oh, it's Austin.
by yousuckawholebunchaweiner October 17, 2010
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Austin

Austin:

1. Talks like a retard
2. Thinks hes hot shit, but he really isnt.
3. He thinks he is cool but he isnt.

4. He thinks he can have any girl in the world but that is a total fucking lie.

He is the biggest tool in the entire world. Not to mention his respect for women is shit.
He is super ugly, and has a horrible personality.

He isnt funny although he thinks he is. & he has a chode.(:

Have fun being a dickhole Austin.
Ryan: Who was that dude you were hanging out with?
Extremely Hot Chicks: Hanging out? Dude we were booking it, that guy's an AUSTIN.
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING EWWWW.
by FunWithSphincters October 2, 2011
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