yogurt town

yogurt town means yo girl wants you to nut im her mouth leaving white stuff in her mouth aka yogurt town.

hey can you take me to yogurt town!!

by eatfeet January 1, 2021

Yogurt Flower

A woman's vagina or vaginal area. So called for both the appearance and texture of the female genitalia.

After a little foreplay, her yogurt flower was blooming.

by rolling green drive August 24, 2010

Mean Yogurt

An affirmative response to something fun or interesting, similar to "cool beans".

ex 1:

Bobby: *tells funny story*
Jennifer: "Damn, that joke was mean yogurt!"

ex 2:
Penelope: "I got laid last night"
Francesca: "Mean yogurt!"

by where_she_at July 10, 2018

Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.

Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!

by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013

Yogurt musket

A device used to launch creamy baby yogurt to its intended location. Aka a mans dick, and/or crank.

Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.

While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.

by Schmitty1127 July 2, 2021

Spill Yogurt

When you cum, or masturbate. Or Jack off.

Man I was watchin’ some Hentai and I couldn’t help but spill yogurt.

by Dum Fuk May 4, 2019

yogurt male

alpha male demon 👿
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.

"h-h-h-h-hi my yogurt male!"

by izzy poo poo April 15, 2023