Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.
Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...
by drummermanadam July 24, 2018
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yogurt town

yogurt town means yo girl wants you to nut im her mouth leaving white stuff in her mouth aka yogurt town.
hey can you take me to yogurt town!!
by eatfeet January 01, 2021
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banana yogurt

Miss banana yogurt is very funny and beautiful and strong and beautiful and cute and funny and lovable and beautiful
Is that banana yogurt

Sadly yes
I hate that girl
by Banana yogurt October 09, 2020
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Twat yogurt

The jizz that falls out of a vagina the next morning after it's been there all night.
I wore a dress to work today and had twat yogurt run down my legs every time I stood up.
by PabloFishcobar July 22, 2017
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Yogurt Cup

To cum in your own or someone elses belly button and leave it there like a little pool.
"Yo my mom walked in on me yogurt cupping myself and now she wont talk to me!"
by Lil_Nut234 March 14, 2018
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yogurt shot

A shotgun shell loaded what yogurt, similarly to how buckshot is loaded with dollar bills.
Dave: Check out my sweet shotgun! Pow!

Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss.
by yogurtshot December 11, 2013
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Nipple Yogurt

1. When a man ejaculates (cums, jizzes) on a womans nipples or breasts and then proceeds to lick it off.
2. When a man motorboats a woman with food in his mouth.
Person 1: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Person 2: Nipple Yogurt. It's really good; you should try it sometime.
Person 1: That's gross. Why would I want to do that?
by BC13DDC April 22, 2011
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