status stalker

An individual who obsessively "likes" and comments on the Facebook statuses of certain members of their friendslist, no matter how mundane or lame the status update might be. They often employ empty flattery or praise, smiley emoticons, and weak jokes, all in an effort to curry favor with the other person--or, in the case of male status stalkers, as an attempt to get into a girl's pants.

Will's become a status stalker in a powerfully lame attempt to score some tail.

by sappyscurry May 14, 2010

Status Lynch

When a persons facebook status starts being commented on by others; and then people change the subject and use the thread to have a completely off topic discussion amongst themselves.

Last night I made a status commenting on how my sister throws house parties without me... ended up getting status lynched by my friend and my sister trying to work out when the next should be!

by Thrashasaur February 13, 2009

Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!

Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!

by OotzOotz February 18, 2010

Marti Status

Getting drunk

Marti was all Marti status last night he was eating his burrito with his eyes closed

by scammer greens April 27, 2021

Status tweet

When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.

Facebook:

Fernando: Just got my license! #elated

Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012

Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.

John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."

by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011

Bot Status

The lowest classification of human existence.
One who is proclaimed to be Bot Status is subhuman, not deserving of any form of rights or respect.

Shut up Mitchell, you Bot Status piece of shit. Look at the floor and shut the fuck up when you’re around me.

by WARREN512 June 2, 2020