The opposite of a "To-Do List", and isn't literally a list, but just an expression. Normally used when a friend/collleague/person says something that you should do/get and don't agree with. First appeared on the G4 TV Show "Code Monkeys".
Friend: "Hey, you should get that thing for that."
You: "I'm going to put that on my "To-Don't List"."
You: "I'm going to put that on my "To-Don't List"."
by Blinkovision July 28, 2011
terrible. you dont ever want to do one. if you wish to live, then stay away from the earth and environmental science classroom. these will make you crave death, and make you want to kill your heartless teacher that assigned them. there is no way to do them on time, you will always procrastinate, no matter what
friend: have you done the check list yet?
me: of course not, who do you think i am
friend: ITS DUE TOMORROW
me: and?
me: of course not, who do you think i am
friend: ITS DUE TOMORROW
me: and?
by juuling_cat November 08, 2019
the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce
by Ae5Ea8 January 16, 2016
I miss her,so I made an "exflaw list": she was always late, had no tits, no cum in mouth, c section scar, snored like a tractor etc...
by gregory trayne September 11, 2008
by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018
The phenomenon that occurs when you become so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of items on your "to do" list that you can't function and nothing gets done.
"I have SO much on my 'to do' list that I have list paralysis! I don't know what item I should work on first."
by CJackson May 01, 2014
An email you receive at 10PM from a co-worker that just went on vacation that contains a list of items he failed to fix over the last month.
Jesus, I just got Mike's List and now I have to head to Blomkin to fix a PC that's been down for 3 weeks.
by Jotok November 18, 2010