When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.
Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.
Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.
Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.
by Primaries101 November 17, 2022
Get the summon the goblinmug. by gobliner May 9, 2022
Get the goblin cockmug. A Peen Goblin is someone who absolutely loves penis. They are always looking to horde as much of it as possible. Peen is their true aspiration in life. However they are merely collectors. Can also be a person with an obscene obsession with penis.
by GenAtlas123 February 3, 2020
Get the Peen Goblinmug. Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!
by Beesechussy November 25, 2021
Get the Penis Goblinmug. by BushyBoii December 6, 2020
Get the goblin walkingmug. A name to describe someone who chows down on watermelon at alarming rates.
It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.
It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.
Person 1: You should invite X to your party
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!
by JewishGrandpa July 19, 2019
Get the watermelon goblinmug. by ieatbabiesfordinner September 2, 2021
Get the clout goblinmug.