Fast bottom

When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.

Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”

That burger has given me a fast bottom.

Mummy i think i’ve got a fast bottom

by djsjakakakefjdjs June 26, 2023

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Fast Ear

Fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you've heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. When this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.

Georgy- I have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.

Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.

by Mr. Rugby February 22, 2014

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Sinking Fast

Originated from the Titanic disaster, a very British expression to describe a disastrous situation that is rapidly worsening, heading straight and quick to an inevitable disaster with no possibility of a any positive outcome to the degree that there is no point in even trying to save the situation.

I've had a look at the sales figures, Debenhams is sinking fast.
Terry was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer, he is sinking fast.

by El Magnifico April 20, 2020

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Fast Sunglasses

Those sunglasses that middle aged dudes wear in their Facebook profile picture (and everywhere else). They are extremely aerodynamic, and look like they are built for speed.

“Hey man, I think I’m going to go to Home Depot”
“Don’t forget your Fast Sunglasses”

“I saw so many Fast Sunglasses at the antique show today”

by JoeBrim October 16, 2019

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