The clap dick cocksucker is when she eatin the dick and your friend walks in and slaps his dick on her face.
You know those two over there, yeah apparently when they did the clap dick cocksucker he slapped his gf so hard that she got a dick mark on her face
by Jakeob May 30, 2018
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The penetratee then rides his dick as tho she is Ishmael riding moby dick.
This position can also be done with two men, as long as the above water rider rides backward.
The penetratee then rides his dick as tho she is Ishmael riding moby dick.
This position can also be done with two men, as long as the above water rider rides backward.
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person 2: "Thanks, I'm training so my girlfriend and I can do the moby dick. "
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