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Mountain dew

by Blackvolgger August 27, 2019
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dew process

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.
Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.
by QuacksO June 26, 2021
mugGet the dew processmug.

Christian Dews

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too
mugGet the Christian Dewsmug.

snow dew

old snow that is dirty and mushy and gross. kind of looks like snow and sand mixed together. looks very ugly and it’s a brownish type of color. barely looks like snow.
by uziberry May 11, 2018
mugGet the snow dewmug.

Make Dew

Literally doing anything at all. Also used as a response to anything
Bernice:My Mom died
Nikolai:Well Make dew then
by Big Dick Energy August 2, 2018
mugGet the Make Dewmug.

smokin a dew

(dark lotus) either violent jay was reffering to drinking a mountain dew(which is highly unlikely because in "want my shit" he says "i sad fago, fuck mountain dew"...or it means smokin a joint. i thought he says "i skateboard back and forth smokin a "jib" but the lyrics say "dew" coincedentally "jib" is defined as manouvering on a skateboard or something with wheels. alot of trick here. calling it a joint for now until my much anticipated personal interview with violent jay from insane clown posse
And the smell coming outta that yard would choke a pig
I skateboard back and forth smokin a dew
by violent jayyyyyy December 8, 2013
mugGet the smokin a dewmug.

Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective
Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you
by Zapgourley August 9, 2020
mugGet the Dew Dickmug.

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