When you party hard and cannot get an erection do to the level of alcohol you consumed while partying...but still feel proud.
by 13 Vans December 12, 2012

When your arse is so hairy, your turd balls, stick to your anal vines and dangle like fruits from a tree.
Not for human consumption!
Not for human consumption!
by Crudeoil December 17, 2021

by anonymous April 26, 2022

The offspring of an indoor house plant that hangs down out of its pot or basket when watered too much
by Tha Samsonator August 23, 2005

The strip of tape (usually thin) on the upper blade lower shaft of a skilled hockey players hockey twig (stick). It usually means that he is skilled at puckhandleing. It is also refured to as the Dangle Strip.
That guy have major dangle bots on his twig.
Sean has some sick great skate dangle bots!
Shwabby j has som e Wal-Mart Dangle bots.
Sean has some sick great skate dangle bots!
Shwabby j has som e Wal-Mart Dangle bots.
by Skamster06 December 2, 2010

(Verb) To trim your hanging ball pubes while you straddle a trash bucket, using your scissors to snip pubes and let them fall like feathers into the trash.
(Adj) A description of someone or something that has the looks of a trimmed or shaved ball sac.
(Noun) A cut that trims or shaves the pubes of a ball bag, leaving it fresh and enjoyable.
(Adj) A description of someone or something that has the looks of a trimmed or shaved ball sac.
(Noun) A cut that trims or shaves the pubes of a ball bag, leaving it fresh and enjoyable.
Charlie had to dangle cut in the privacy of his bathroom, so his mother would not see his balls flap over a can.
"Holy Shit, You see that guy's head, dangle cut scary."
John's dangle cut was the best in town.
"Holy Shit, You see that guy's head, dangle cut scary."
John's dangle cut was the best in town.
by Mr WordSmith March 16, 2014

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.
I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.
by fudgedragon November 19, 2010
