Coconut Cracker

Why do you have to be a Coconut Cracker John?
by CrackedNut May 11, 2021
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The coconut crab

A shit enemy in the roblox game Bee swarm simulator. It drops shit loot and is only used for accessing the coconut cave. Spawns in 35 bee zone.
by defined.com November 23, 2022
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Coconut snowball

When a man is receiving oral pleasure and at the point of ejaculation his partner sneezes, 'blowing back' the semen onto his testicles and thus making them look like the coconut snowball snack.
I was full on enjoying my blowie last night but the damn bitch sneezed at the last minute giving me a bad case of the coconut snowballs.
by louboopdidoo January 03, 2016
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Coconut Doughnut

When you pull out of someone's ass after anal sex and rub the ejaculate around the rim of their asshole, thus creating a coconut doughnut.
by Greaster August 20, 2015
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Prolapsed Coconut

A sex position where one person is curled up in a ball similar to a coconut and is ruthlessly railed by another person until they cause their genitalia to prolapse.
Yeah dude, I totally participated in a prolapsed coconut last night. Couldn’t fucking walk for hours
by idk broski, microwaves yea? February 21, 2021
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coconut blow

When you crack open a coconut and mix jizz in with it to make it sweet and salty.
Server: would you like a coconut blow?
Person: Nah ill just have a club soda, thanks.
by Sidewhore January 31, 2018
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