shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

car battery

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)

by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023

beneryz batteries

Beneryz Batteries is a company that sells batteries of all kind!

I am going to use Beneryz Batteries in my TV Remote!

by NoCameraCommentary (maybe) June 04, 2022

blood battery

The modern corporate worker.

I work my whole life just to survive from paycheck to paycheck. I feel like a blood battery.

by Netlad June 30, 2024

Reverse Battery

When you beat yourself up then accuse someone else of doing it

I got charged with battery when Todd Reverse battery'd himself

by Choke Me Funny January 29, 2021

Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen

I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap

by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020

Battery fuck twat

A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.

Omg I think I have a bad case of battery fuck twat

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021