ambidextrous bastard

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

sketch bastard

one who acts so sketchy in public that they bring attention to you from everyone around you.

the freshman acted like sketch bastards the first time they smoked.

by SStrock September 1, 2010

Conversation bastard

A person that always wants to chat but never takes the hint when other people don't have time or don't want to talk to them. They make tasks last longer than they need to be and would gladly make you late for a train with a big, stupid smile on their face while you politely try to escape from them.

Guess which conversation bastard I just got stuck with?

by Billy Casper November 2, 2014

Bastard Juice

Cum Semen Jizz Spunk That white shit you squirt into dirty whores to get them pregnant so you can leave them and their illegitimate offspring behind.

Oh no, someone got me pregnant! I must have got pumped full of bastard juice.

by DirtyDfromtheBAC October 5, 2015

G Bastard

A term one uses to refer to not getting anything accomplished in the day. Similar and interchangeable with the term Jack Shit.

We better do something amazing tonight because I haven't done G Bastard today.

by Camdeeznuts June 29, 2011

spherical bastard

An individual with few redeeming characteristics. Stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. The phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer Fritz Zwicky.

Scooby's a spherical bastard, since no matter how you look at him, he's still a bastard.

by dziban July 14, 2007

Bastard Gas

Pejorative of "Butane", the inflammible agent used in lighters. Coined by Hank Hill when someone so much as suggests that it has as much use as propane.

"BOBBY! Don't be playin' around with that Bastard Gas!"

by Trey4Life July 22, 2009