Alpha sausage

An alpha sausage is this biggest sausage in a sausage batch

Mary was very hungry and only wanted the alpha sausage

by Gsack informer April 9, 2017

alpha twink

someone who fit the age and body type of a twink, but is a twink who gives off more top energy, and doesn't play into the tradition twink role.

"damn john is such an alpha twink"

by nonnydeath666 March 4, 2020

Gen Alpha

Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.

Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*

It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?

Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.

by Randomurbanidiot November 1, 2023

The Alpha Bread

The god that {breadist} people believe in. The ultimate life form.

The Alpha Bread created us.

The Alpha Bread loves us.

by motherhotbread June 20, 2015

Alpha pack

An Alpha Pack is something that you get in with a group of furries to make fun of that one special slay slay person.

Person 1 : Hey! Do you want to join the alpha pack?
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.

by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 28, 2023

alpha porker

An obese person having the highest rank in a dominance hierarchy.

The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by andyspam October 5, 2013

Gen Alpha

Kids who were born between 2013-2025.

Kid 1: Have you watched a skibbidi toilet?

Kid 2: Yeet Yeet Yeet Dab Dab Dab

Kid 3: Did you know that we are a gen alpha

Kid 4: Lol if you love like

by Puesodeo October 6, 2023