Hut Butt

An illness that occurs after one eats any amount of food from Pizza Hut, resulting in uncontrollable explosive diarrhea.

Friend: why weren't you in class today?
Me: I ate Pizza Hut last night and I've been stuck on the toilet all day with hut butt.

by 2013ClassClown November 10, 2014

butt narcolepsy

When your ass falls asleep, in the same way that your leg or your arm does. Can occur at any time without warning. It tends to recur, and may be more properly referred to as a chronic condition as such. Reports indicate that some find it pleasant, while others don't.

Person 1: Hey, why is Johnson sitting like that?
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.

Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.

by general_racc April 13, 2017

butt goggles

When a woman and man perform 69 on each other. Preferably the man is on bottom and can't see anything due to the fact of the woman's ass being in his face.

Man 1: Yeah, so me and Debbie got it on last night
Man 2: Sweet dude, you didn't put on the butt goggles did you?
Man 1: Yeah.. for a little while, i couldn't see shit

by AnonymousAssDude February 19, 2009

Butt-Seps

A muscular booty, butt muscles, or A fine piece of ass!

How'd you get such great butt-seps?
I did the buns & thigh butt-seps work out.

by Victoriacx April 10, 2015

Butt-dial

When you sit down and your phone calls or texts a random person from the movement. Usually happens at school or at the office.

George: dude why did you call me during 5th period?
Ricardo: oh sorry it must've been a butt-dial

by MyNameIsGreg March 27, 2009

egg butt

A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.

Stan: Dude, did you just shit your pants?

Eric: Mmmm, no. It was just egg butt.

by moraleboatanchor August 15, 2012

Butt-Snorkel

V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.

Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."

Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"

by John Went January 15, 2014