u will die. Ur ass will explode if u catch this deadly disease. Keep clear of thai potatoes or face this type of diarrhoea.
by orangasm February 2, 2020
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"How'd last night go?"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"
by Derry "Incest" Collins June 15, 2023
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So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together ❤. TD are his real initials.
So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out 🍆💦 but no THAI in sight?
So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together ❤. TD are his real initials.
So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out 🍆💦 but no THAI in sight?
TD: " yo THAI, I remember passing out after you made me that drink 🍸 you're the last person I seen right before I cluncked out "
THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother ❤
I polished it up for you as well 💋"
*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?
*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother ❤
I polished it up for you as well 💋"
*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?
*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
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You can find him hiding in his car wearing big sunglasses and a hat real low trying to look stealthy.
He likes to creep on people and follow them so please do tread when you see this creep.
You will never see him out in the open because he's always hiding something & I wonder what that is LOL. He's hiding his gayness. So from BARRIE ONTARIO he made his way down to KITCHENER Waterloo then to Woodstock and now he's all over the place. He's always at the 💅 NAIL SALON hiding. You should have a closer look at this creature hiding in his car. LOL 😆 🤣 😂
You can find him hiding in his car wearing big sunglasses and a hat real low trying to look stealthy.
He likes to creep on people and follow them so please do tread when you see this creep.
You will never see him out in the open because he's always hiding something & I wonder what that is LOL. He's hiding his gayness. So from BARRIE ONTARIO he made his way down to KITCHENER Waterloo then to Woodstock and now he's all over the place. He's always at the 💅 NAIL SALON hiding. You should have a closer look at this creature hiding in his car. LOL 😆 🤣 😂
Charles Q: " yo what's that thing hiding in that BMW SUV "
BIANCA C : " OMg, it's that creep 😳 Thai!" RUN like CAPPADONNA!!
BIANCA C : " OMg, it's that creep 😳 Thai!" RUN like CAPPADONNA!!
by THAI 💩 February 7, 2025
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The person must first hire a lady boy, and then pay the lady boy to consume a high amount of spicy foods. After waiting for a few hours, the lady boy then proceeds to empty their intestinal tract into the performers mouth while they are felching.
The person must first hire a lady boy, and then pay the lady boy to consume a high amount of spicy foods. After waiting for a few hours, the lady boy then proceeds to empty their intestinal tract into the performers mouth while they are felching.
Person 1: “I heard Gary did the Thai Chili Pepper while on his vacation”
Person 2: “Wow, i’m jealous.”
Person 2: “Wow, i’m jealous.”
by Goon Caveman March 29, 2024
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Now he just made things extremely weird for everyone. Clearly this was all calculated to prove to others that he wasn't bisexual but in reality he was from the get GO! Dammmnn YO!
Now he just made things extremely weird for everyone. Clearly this was all calculated to prove to others that he wasn't bisexual but in reality he was from the get GO! Dammmnn YO!
HANAHA: " yo SAM, is THAI OK"
SAM: " We are all waiting for him to come out of the closet "
RYAN: " SAM & I lived with THAI for many years and we did suspect something, that he could be BI "
HANAHA: "Eweeeew 🤮🤢, OMG. What the heck, he leads everyone on with a false image "
SAM: " We are all waiting for him to come out of the closet "
RYAN: " SAM & I lived with THAI for many years and we did suspect something, that he could be BI "
HANAHA: "Eweeeew 🤮🤢, OMG. What the heck, he leads everyone on with a false image "
by THAI 💩 February 9, 2025
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Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021
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