Teddy Bombed

When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.

"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."

by Young Parent April 26, 2010

teddy ted

He’s asleep forever. He’s dead.

That boy in the red. Ten bans will leave him dead. I keep my shooters fed. That blicky got a lead. These niggas teddy ted.

by Astroflo July 09, 2023

Bush teddy

A Bush teddy is a poop that is excreted outdoors. Generally, in the bush.

Ah, that's just Byron doing a Bush teddy. Hurry up ya fuck.

by Willhelmthecreator April 18, 2022

Teddy Rileying

Doing too much or Overkill.

Superproducer Teddy Riley overproduction during his verzus battle against Babyface. thou sall not teddy rileying

by highflyer10 April 19, 2020

teddy finger

The process in which you stimulate a female's clitorius with your whole hand.

John Johnson gave that bitch the teddy finger

by tim dunkins February 17, 2014

teddy bear

something cute and huggable,like kenshin, nightcrawler, and legolas

I want to squish them all like teddy bears!

by i like to squish teddy bears October 20, 2003

Teddy Duchamp

Someone in the movie ‘Stand By Me’. Known as Corey Feldman.
He’s hilarious and hot asf

“Do you know Teddy Duchamp from ‘stand by me’ “
“Yeah, hes funny and hot.”

by yay life June 01, 2018