Techno

Something that aint goin. An object, person, or place that is completely wack and full of no style. Kevin Federline

1 "Peep these new shoes i just fuckin got"

2 "Those are ugly... na they hella techno"

1 "ay fuck you bitch your shoes look like cardboard and rubber"

by GoneOnMushrooms July 30, 2009

Hardcore Techno

Just what it says. Normally called "hardcore" to simplify, it was derived from techno as Europeans grew to like the aggressive tones and melodies. The most common types of hardcore are: Happy Hardcore, Gabber, and Speedcore (though many people dislike this genre more because it ranges from 300 bpm - 600 bpm (then splittercore) - 900-1000 and higher bpm (now extratone) and there is not much melody, just an overused kick drum and ambient pads.)

Hardcore became popular in the '90s, with drum patterns and splits, which is now referred to as Oldskool. From Oldskool came Jungle then Darkcore then Darkstep, and now traditional DnB. Happy hardcore is now the most popular, with pumping high pitched synthesizers and loud kick drums and offbeat high-hats. Most producers are European and is one of the most popular forms of Electronic genres. It's also good for your acid trip.

Artists may include: Scott Brown, V.A.G.A.B.O.N.D., DJ Sharkey, CLSM, Darren Styles, Breeze, Gammer, Dougal, and more.

Dude1: DUDE! DJ Sy motherfucker! Best hardcore techno producer/DJ

Dude2: Man fuck that shit, Scott Brown is the shit.

Dude1: Man fuck you.

Dude2: Iss true man.

Dude1: Whatever... HTiD.

Dude2: Agreed.

by Viralklasm May 19, 2009

Techno Bomb

To "Techno Bomb" is to play techno music as loud as possible from a car or any other portable speaker in close proximity of a party or of the residence of a friend or enemy.

"dood im bored"
"yeah, you wanna go Techno Bomb Crit's house

by Two-Thousand and DREW March 22, 2010

Sexy Techno

A form of techno music that utilises elements of Minimal Techno, Deep Techno, Detriot Techno, Tech-House and other related genres to create a more sophisticated, sleazy and accessible form of the music that is popular in the underground dance scene.

Sven Vath's 'Coocon Recordings' is one of the few labels to recently define what Sexy Techno sounds like.

by Craig Joiner December 5, 2007

Techno Germany

Techno Germany, the greatest band to ever come out Techno Europia!

A band with 2 awesome managers e.g. Reece and Dean

The pure definition of Techno

'Wow that band is great'
'Not as awesome as Techno germany though'
'I agree'

'That band has awesome managers'
'Much like Techno Germany'

' I love Techno music'
'You should listen to Techno Germany'

by lars Marfach March 4, 2009

techno pas

Any faux pas by technical means.

Permutations:

chat pas

text pas

blue pas

dog pas - dog farts when your with new girlfriend

My buddy was droping f-bombs over bluetooth speaker in my car with young daughter present, a real techno pas.

by shanj1 January 23, 2010

Techno Hug

The way an excellent, well produced Techno Beat feels when your on the dance floor.

A Techno Beat that wraps round you and makes you dance

When your in the middle of a Dance Floor, and along comes a proper viscious, poundin, Techno beat that wraps u up like a big Hug, a Techno Hug!!!!

by AndyG + Granny P November 28, 2010