Caller: Hello?
Indian sounding man: Welcome to tech support how may I help you?
Caller: I’m signed out of my account
Indian sounding man: Oklahoma to continue please give me your Name,Adress,Email, Phone number and bank info
Indian sounding man: Welcome to tech support how may I help you?
Caller: I’m signed out of my account
Indian sounding man: Oklahoma to continue please give me your Name,Adress,Email, Phone number and bank info
by Sworder33 November 18, 2021
Get the Tech Supportmug. An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
Get the tech-twatmug. A music genre created by current and former Silicon Valley employees that utilizes generative A.I. vocals, disparate samples, and repetitive choruses to create a signature underground hip hop style. The originator of the style is claimed to be an artist by the name of Big Lang.
Did you hear that new tech hop song by Big Lang that dropped overnight in the San Jose Discord chat?
by Jen Gathers September 4, 2023
Get the Tech Hopmug. Technology not so much hippie in origin as hippie in use. A way to live life based on hippie philosophy (Turn on, tune in, drop out" Timothy Leary, 1967) realized using 21st century tech.
Being able to travel permanently around the country in an RV while maintaining an online life for income. Using market capitalism to be free like an anarchist.
Being able to travel permanently around the country in an RV while maintaining an online life for income. Using market capitalism to be free like an anarchist.
Guy: "How can you travel year round and follow all the concerts, festivals and Be-ins and also go to all the Ren Fairs? Don't you have to be rich to do that?"
Me: "My hippie girl and I are no where near rich cat! Thanks to Hippie Tech like 4G, twitter, blogs, etsy, eBay and virtual commuting/contracts we can do whatever the hell we want, wherever and whenever! You grok me brother?"
Guy: "Far out man!"
Me: "My hippie girl and I are no where near rich cat! Thanks to Hippie Tech like 4G, twitter, blogs, etsy, eBay and virtual commuting/contracts we can do whatever the hell we want, wherever and whenever! You grok me brother?"
Guy: "Far out man!"
by eprankster February 24, 2013
Get the Hippie Techmug. by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017
Get the Revak techmug. A skinny boy who lives in alberta with his fat ginge cat in the basement that loves technology and free porn.
by dr.house February 11, 2010
Get the tech-hoemug. Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun
A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
by notyocheese February 5, 2013
Get the Tech-Tourettesmug.