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Internet Tease

A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.
INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"
by Rosalita lol March 12, 2011
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Sal: what are you saying to him?!
Rachel: i'm tease texting him and saying that i want him to drill my vag hahaha
Sal: lmao you're bad
by barnz944 August 17, 2009
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Cop Tease

A black person that runs around town carrying a T.V.
You see that black guy running around town with the T.V.??? What a Cop Tease!
by David Allen Joe Smith April 27, 2011
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Dry Humping Cock Tease

A girl who dresses provacatively...short skirts etc. But has no intention of following through with her false advertisements of seemingly dirty sexual fun. She will dry hump you until your jeans catch on fire. She will leave you wanting much, much more and not feel guilty for leaving you alone, confused and with "blue balls"
In high school I was known as a dry humping cock tease...oh well!!
by DesiRy May 27, 2010
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Tessel

A Tessel is a probably amazing girl. Tessel is the name of an island next to the Netherlands which means she's probably an open minded cool island-fibe-ish girl. Adore her!
She is so chill, I bet she's a Tessel.
by collioo November 1, 2015
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tessellation

a repetition of odd shapes over and over again to form a bigger world of crap
look a my tessellation
by ryan November 25, 2003
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poop tease

Poop tease, see also pooptease

1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.

2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.

3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.
1. "That broad was a total poop tease, she dropped a cleveland steamer on my chest and bailed."

2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."

3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."
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