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tedding on

Derived from the character of Ted Mosby portrayed in the television show "How I Met Your Mother", to Ted on someone is to be heavily in like with said individual. It especially applies to an individual which considers himself/herself to be a "hopeless romantic". It can, but must not necessarily, be accompanied by statements or actions which would seem to the average person as a bit exaggerated, unnecessary, or possibly even bordering on creepy. It is generally used as an endearing term when in the absence of excessive creepiness.
Guy 1: "Everything's been going really great with Tara so far dude... she's smart and pretty; she laughs at all my jokes, likes the same things I do, and she's interested in a relationship instead of just fooling around! WIN!!! She's freaking steak-sauce awesome!"

Guy 2: "You're totally Tedding on Tara then, I take it? Are you gonna serenade her with a string quartet later?"
by theanalogkid December 15, 2011
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Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.
I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.
by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012
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Tearing a Hole

Similar to pop the cherry, it refers to losing virginity. Unlike popping cherry, this can refer to both sexes as only women can have their cherry popped but both women and men can be penetrated to tear a hole.
We should keep off back streets at these late hours, I don't want anybody tearing a hole.
by <34DD April 6, 2015
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Trading Paint

The act of 2 gay guys that push there poop from ones asshole to the others and back and forth to one another
Richard and I we're having just a wonderful time last night. We then decided to start trading paint.
by Suck A MothaFuckin Dick March 29, 2016
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Treading a needle

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.
by Big Tom July 10, 2016
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Trading faces

When sending many Snapchats of one's face to a person but never saying anything
Guy 1: Were you snapping that girl last night?

Guy 2: Yea I just didn't know what to talk about so we were just trading faces
by Thatwestsidestudent October 5, 2016
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tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017
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