Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Tea party

Another word for orgy and/or the act of a female pegging a male whilst dressing up as princesses

"Bro I saw Josh the other day his ass looks so juicy bruh should I ask him out for a tea party? I already bought the dresses"

by Mirrorrae 👩‍🦲🙏🏼 February 18, 2022

Moroccan tea party

When your husband is found upon the groundskeeper with the butler on him

person 1: like a manwich?
person 2: it's actually known as a Moroccan tea party

by lifeispointless March 29, 2025

Alabama Tea Party

A party event in which well dressed "Tea Party members" dip their tea bags into the multiple holes of a female member in the most elegant way possible. Essentially a fancy orgy.

I broke up with my girlfriend after finding out she had an Alabama Tea party with 5 guys.

by pxndr March 17, 2016

Lipton Tea Party

During Indian Fire Sticks but when the balls are smacking together.

Shelby was enjoying the time with her male friends but heard the subtle sound of a Lipton Tea Party and started laughing.

by Mr. Whigskers March 28, 2011

Boston Tea Party

The act of multiple men cumming and pissing in a women's mouth, ass, or vagina.

"I heard that Becky had a Boston Tea Party last night."

by Jeffrey Robbins December 16, 2021

Boston Tea Party

When a penis is inserted into another person’s ass and he pees in said asshole (essentially a urine enema during a sexual act).

I’ve always loved watching and participating in water sports of various kinds but I really want to give that blonde girl in the second row a Boston Tea Party.

by Carlisha Keys February 20, 2019