Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Boston Tea Party

A Boston Tea Party is the act of getting naked and sitting sideways on someones face in an attempt to give them pink eye, while simultaneously tea bagging their ear.

Ted: Why is your eye pink?

Bob: I was the honoree at a Boston Tea Party last night.

by DrDemonic February 28, 2011

Boston Tea Party

The act of dipping ones scrotum in kerosine and lighting it on fire. Nutsack is then dragged against victims temple till the flame goes out.

Dude, lets give Sunny the Boston Tea Party tonight during poker!

by Kk5565 June 12, 2023

Tea Party

Usually an old woman with short hair that goes to another country to have a "Tea Party" with other men while her husband stays at home not knowing what she is doing. The "Tea Party" is when she gets gang banged by them all. Think of her as being the "tea" which is in the middle of the table, and everybody takes turns.....

"Rose had a tea party with Abdul and all his friends"

by IrockandRoll June 7, 2024

Boston Tea Partying

To funnel hot liquid into the rectum of a victim then throw them into water all while acting like a stereotypical Indian

We are gonna go Boston Tea Partying later at Dan’s house.

by Kandlstick October 22, 2022

montgomery sweet tea party

august 5, 2023. a group white men tried to jump a black security guard doing his job. black by standards came from everywhere to help a brotha in need

1) did you hear about the montgomery sweet tea party

2) yea those whites guys fucked around and from found out

by bubz August 7, 2023

Boston Tea Party

The act of multiple men cumming and pissing in a women's mouth, ass, or vagina.

"I heard that Becky had a Boston Tea Party last night."

by Jeffrey Robbins December 16, 2021