kinda like wedding crashers
-Hey bro, have you seen The Talented Mr Ripley?
-Nah dude, what is it about?
-Its pretty much exactly like Wedding Crashers
-Nah dude, what is it about?
-Its pretty much exactly like Wedding Crashers
by ripley69 February 12, 2009
to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".
Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.
*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.
*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
by Stepdads September 28, 2010
From the Latin "Nay Talentus Assus Clownius". A whiny or otherwise pathetic person who lacks any prowess in his or her field, also lacking charisma.
eg: Chirs Carrabba
eg: Chirs Carrabba
Boy 1: Wow did you see Dashboard Confessional?
Boy 2: No his music makes me puke in my mouth..
Boy1: WHAT?! WHY!?!
Boy 2: Because...he's a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN!
Boy 2: No his music makes me puke in my mouth..
Boy1: WHAT?! WHY!?!
Boy 2: Because...he's a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN!
by Ken January 31, 2005
A phrase to explain a person who chose a team or group other than their first to try to improve on their previous success but ended up failing due to their effort.
by bdaking2 July 29, 2011
Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
by B. Lumbergh July 10, 2010
A euphemism for masturbation.
Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010
Jim is a deadbeat. He took his talents to southbeach and is fuckin his secretary.
I'm takin my talents to southbeach and gettin a new job.
I'm takin my talents to southbeach and gettin a new job.
by cleveland_fans_99 June 03, 2011