Tramp Stamp

An annoying tattoo, usually written in a obscure language (like Sanskrit), located directly above a woman's ass-crack.

Christina said her Sanskrit tatoo isn't a tramp stamp because it says something meaningfull, but it probably just says "Hit That" in Arabic.

by D. Sanchez 117 December 3, 2010

zimmer stamp

To guarantee something. George Zimmer, ceo of Mens Warehouse always says at the end of his commercials "I Guarantee It!" Stamp is placing it on something

The steelers are the super bowl champs, I Zimmer stamp it!

by Reyes Gonzales August 2, 2006

Cock Stamp

The act of hitting a person in the face with a penis, creating the image of a "cock" on their face. Mostly used in homosexual circles, although can be used as a practical joke among close friends or against a non-cooperating female.

"Yo I just cock stamped the hell out of will"
"That cock stamp is going to be there for a long time"
"Sometimes a cock stamp feels so good on my face"

by will "cock stamp" johnson June 1, 2009

Hooker Stamp

The tattoo mostly girls get on their lower backs that makes them an offical hooker.

Anastasia:Hey U did you see that girl with the high heels that walked in Gemelianas?
Melissa: Yea, she totally had a Hooker Stamp.

by Malsa June 17, 2006

Food Stamp Filets

It’s a well-known fact that many families receiving Food Stamps eat like millionaires. While most of the population gets by on fatty ground beef and frozen dinners, Food Stampers feast on Filet Mignon, New York Strip, lobster tails and crab legs. If eating like this still isn’t enough to spend their entire monthly food handout, they then resort to throwing parties and cookouts just to use up the stamps. Of course, the concept of not spending every dime of their government handout, stocking up on non-perishables, or donating some of the excess food to a charitable organization is out of the question.

“Awesome! I just got invited to C’s cookout again! Last time I went, I had a couple Food Stamp Filets at her house, then she gave me four more to take home!”

by Politic Ric June 2, 2010

Mushroom stamp of approval

Generally performed by cook or some sort backline employee-type. For whatever reasons,(i.e. plate sent back, difficult diner or just don't like someone,) the cook removes his cyclops stick from his britches and strikes a portion of the meal and sends it out to be ate.

"That guy was such an ass, so I gave his mashed potatoes my mushroom stamp of approval."

by Marcoleptic June 22, 2006

purple mushroom stamp

NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.

i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar

by DJ KNUCKLES March 8, 2005