splackcident

(noun) an unfortunate incident that occurs when one unexpectedly and unintentionally ejaculates into his partners vagina, typically resulting in pregnancy.

"Dude I think I forgot to pull out last night!"

"Oh shit man you better go get some plan B after that splackcident."

by Dadaddy October 4, 2016

Spladoonking

When your about to cum, but you stop then let it pressurize for a second then let it out and it comes out fast enough to make a Spladoonk sound.

I loved it somuch I decided to do some more Spladoonking

by Alexmanvoobington August 28, 2016

Spladoober

A term for ejaculate, much like splooge. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I spladoobered all over my floor.
Dude, she made me spladoober so hard last night.

by AnonPikmin October 3, 2016

soplacrica

Literally a pussy blower... (commonly used in PuertoRican spanish)

I hate him. He is such a soplacrica.

by contentoso December 2, 2016

Splacalicious

Something that looks so tasty it must be eaten. It can be used to describe any inanimate object.

That peach cobbler looks splacalicious.

by Miamicoupie January 1, 2017

Splacious

When splendid isn't quite good enough

That was a splacious idea

by Mysticdave96 October 3, 2017

splaff

a blunt made up of pubes and semen

Yesterday I was caught making a splaff by my dad. luckily he was smoking one of his own so he didn't remember the next morning

by gladweenus February 13, 2019