Mutton Suit

The heavily applied makeup and clothes designed for young woman worn by older women in a vain attempt to look a lot younger than they actually are.

“Come on Cynthia,” shouted Beryl, “Let’s get our Mutton Suits on and head off to that nice Disco in town and bag ourselves some young drunken boys!”

by Rattyman1964 September 28, 2011

embassy suites

A sweet ass hotel owned by hilton, usually with a huge open area inside that you can fly paper airplanes and throw coins, luggage and your freinds down. They usually have free happy hour from 530-730, and you can get fresh omelettes for free for breakfast. Also each room is really 2 rooms, hence the name embassy SUITES.

1) Dad: hey guys I booked us 3 nights at the embassy suites for our upcoming trip

Daughter: thanks dad now I can get a shirley temple

Son: sweet! Do you want to fly planes off the balcony?

Mom: Ooh thanks honey now I can have some wine before we go to dinner

by Jason DeRolex June 13, 2018

Poop Suit

Poop Suit: A monochromatic Grey on Grey outfit that resembles a trashy, lower class lifestyle.

Jim, what's up with the poop suit?
Jesus Christ Nicole, did you not get the poop suit memo?

by ShoeSavage28 June 10, 2019

Stealth Suit

Any type of close-fitting clothing/bodysuit used for the purpose of concealment, especially at night. A stealth suit mat consist of a dark gray/dark blue/mottled pattern in those colors bodysuit, or long pants and shirt, plus muted footwear, and gloves.

A Stealth Suit is used for the purpose of moving in the darkness unseen.

Jamie was worried that a stalker had been peering into her windows late at night, so I put on my stealth suit, and waited in the bushed to catch the guy.

by Unit ZER0 October 30, 2015

Pumpkin Suit

Jailbird clothing for Canadians

Did you see those Nortel mofos get escorted out in the pumpkin suits?

by SinSinna October 19, 2008

hag suit

Hideous billowing house dress a woman would rather die than be seen wearing in public.

Joan was lounging around the house and spotting the neighborhood snoop about to ring the doorbell ran upstairs to make a quick change from her hag suit to street clothes.

by Montage Jupp March 12, 2014

Wet Suit

The act of getting head in the shower. Derives from "Tailored- getting your penis sucked while standing" Here, instead of getting "tailored" you receive a "wet suit".

Hater #1: "Did you hear? Jenny gave Dan a wet-suit yesterday!"
Hater #2: "Damn heard they got down"
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Jenny: "Yeah I gave him a wet suit yesterday"
Sarah: "He's never gonna leave you!"

by shawtbusshawty October 25, 2010